(Source: sandandglass, via going-to-scranton)
Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013
German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.
I’m going to miss Bill Hader.
(via reionizeyourself)
Bled Out Onto a Page: Jealous
I don’t get jealous,
Of the guy at work with which you harmlessly flirt.
Or the actor you lust for on the screen while you sit next to me.
Not even the lovers of your past which had you under these same sheets.
I do however get jealous,
Of the poet who makes your heart leap into your throat.
And the writer who spins yarns so profound they bring you to tears.
Even the comedians who can send you into fits of laughter much more sincere than I.
Because you were taken with another’s words.
And, let’s be honest, my dear,
Words were all
I ever really had.
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