5% battery remaining
check to make sure i’m not working on anything in photoshop
let the computer die
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
(via shruggin)
it’s 4:30 in the morning and i just duct taped a spider to my ceiling. why didn’t i use a tissue? why not white tape? these are all things i failed to consider in the moment. i have every intention of leaving it there forever.
(via adarlingdreamer)
(Source: stellacooper, via luna-noire)
Submitted by b0h0-babe
(Source: b-a-e-k-y-e-o-l, via loveliest-tragedy)
(Source: Laughing Squid, via misguidedviewsofperfection)
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
Starring Helena Bonham Carter as Johnny Depp
I forgot I did this before work this morning and I nearly just pissed myself when I shut my bedroom door. This thing is going to kill me in my sleep.
(via be-sane)
